f**k awf

I just read an email in yahoo from a classmate , something with which she have read in a blog or something about an MRT incident. I just wanna share my so-called experiences with tons and tons of perverts and fu*kwits among thousands of horny men out there.

My latest story transpired about 2 hours ago in a north bound bus from my home town, usually I am so used to men who either stare at me offendingly but who after some time would stop because of the various steps I would do, because Ive thought of various ways to deal with them discretely like rolling my eyes when I see them or making faces or making irap. you see, I’m so fed up with these types of men since high school, surely I don’t always dress myself in vulgar clothings like micro mini skirts (what the heck, I dont even wear mini skirts!), halter or tube tops especially if it hugs my body too tightly. I cant say that I have been endowed with big breasts but I cant also say that mine’s too meager. What Im trying to say here is that most of the time I wear flats, jeans, huge pants (and by huge i mean double my size to achieve the elephant-pants effect)., and baby tees.

But today, because of the lack in availability of resources, I wore my younger sister’s long pink peasant skirt. I am not really comfortable with this skirt because its powder pink in color and catches attention (at least for a while). I wore a plain dark gray sleeveless top, and its just about my size so you can just imagine that there’s no more room for another torso (something like that). But this maniac who sat beside me in this particular bus kept ogling me and it really felt absurd because for him to do that he have to super twist his face because as you can see he’s just beside me and we’re in a two-seater seat. At the very instant that he chose to sit beside me , I know that there’s something weird that’s gonna happen because there were just damn too many vacant seats around so why on earth would he tuck himself with me?!

This dumbass literally tried to communicate with me, If I haven’t controlled myself I almost told him face to face that: "earth to manong, I am so not talking to you!". You’re free to say that Im so bitchy and everything but try to put yourself in my shoes at that very instant wherein some idiot almost always (at least after every 15 mins) attempts to see beyond my top given the fact that I am shroter than him. I tried to cover myself with my huge bag bto make him feel that he is really making me feel uncomfy but he just wont give up. I even types an SMS in my fone with big letters saying to my friend that there’s a maniac lurking beside me. If im not mistaken he’s not that old so he might as well have read my msg.

When the bus reached CCP/Vito Cruz, I just cant stand it any longer that I decided to stand-up and change seats by sitting beside two men. To make sure he gets my msg, the seats Ive chosen were not very huge so that only half of my body was in fact in the chair. I thought, "I’d rather suffer sitting with this awkward position than be a sitting duck with that a**hole!". True enough he stopped bothering me (of course) but I can almost Imagine how  surprised he is. Coz u see, before this I already used my rolling eyes technique and the irap and the cutting look just to tell him to f**k awf! but he just wouldn’t stop.

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For the record the aforementioned ‘techniques’ are really passive in nature. This is just suitable, in my opinion, for those who still wants to keep themselves in the safe sides because keep in mind that guys always have their set of lame excuses that sometimes its enough to turn the truth around especially when you’re in a public place. also, i think that this is only suitable for minor irritation as well as if you dont want to make a scene provided that more or less no direct/physical contact has occured.

’nuff said.

One Response to “f**k awf”

  1. janpol Says:

    agaw atensyon ang ganda mo!!! hahaha…

    ngayon ko lang nabasa to…

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